Crisp Blue Gingham: A Classic British Shirt, Ready to Charm.
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Effortless Style: Navy Blue Checks – Crisp, Cool, & Simply Ironed.
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Navy Blue Checkmate: The Perfect Shirt for Effortless Style.
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Striking Blue & White Pencil Stripes – Effortless Style & Classic Charm.
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The Grey Pinpoint: Your Versatile Oxford. Effortless Style, Unbeatable Comfort. A Gentleman's Essential.
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Striking Blue & White Pin Stripe Shirt – A Classic Refined Look
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Striking Blue Stripes Dress Shirt: Classic Elegance in a Clean White Canvas.
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Tattersall Twist: Blue Peach Perfection.
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Striking Blue Pencil Stripes – A Refined Accent for Your Home Decor.
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Heritage Blue Pink Tattersall Oxford – A Timeless & Stylish Choice
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Indigo Pin Checks: A Touch of Classic Blue, Brilliantly Reimagined
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