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Azure Oxford: Your breezy blue best mate.
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Nautical Navy End-on-End Shirt: Effortless Style for the Modern Gent.
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Blue Oxford with Classic Red and White Stripes
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Persian Blue Oxford Shirt Bloke's Must-Have Classic Fit with a Dash of Regal Charm
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Ice Blue Oxford: Your Crisp, Cool Staple. Effortless Style, Unbeatable Comfort.
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Cream Linen Shirt: Effortless Style for a Summer's Day.
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Blue Chambray Breeze: Your Effortlessly Stylish Weekend Essential.
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Charming Plaid Flannel Shirt - Emerald, Sky, & Navy Blues, Perfect for Layering.
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Smart Stripes: The Classic Blue & White Business Shirt Reimagined.
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Azure Breeze Gingham: Your Seaside Escape. Effortlessly Chic, Unmistakably British.
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Indigo Ink Denim: Your Statement Shirt. Effortless Style, Bold Print. Rock it, Mate.
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