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Blue & White Chambray Checks: Classic Plaid Cool for Summer, Innit?
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Oxford Blue Flannel: Your Go-To Twill Work Shirt, Ready for Anything.
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Green Tartan Dream: A Navy & Cream Classic.
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Tattersall Twill: Classic Checks, Effortless Style. A Proper Flannel Work Shirt.
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Charming Brown & White Gingham: A Classic Check, Perfectly Presented for Any Occasion
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Peat Green Canvas: A Touch of Irish Moss, Pure Texture, Ready to Inspire Your Art
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Green Tattersall: Timeless British Charm
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Tattersall Twill: A Touch of Brown & Blue, Unmistakably British.
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