Grey Houndstooth Flannel: Super 120's, a Touch of Savile Row Chic, Simply Irresistible.
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Bottle Green VBC Wool Flannel: Supremely Soft & Stylish, A True Classic
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Sapphire Serenity: VBC Super 120s Flannel Suit Fabric. A touch of timeless British elegance.
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Loro Piana's Crimson Crush: Sumptuous Velvet, Utterly Irresistible.
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Timeless Khaki Chinos: Effortless Style in Soft, Durable Twill – A Classic Find.
“Behold, a whisper of indulgence – a handcrafted elixir designed to elevate your moments. Woven with the finest botanicals and imbued with a subtle, captivating aroma, this is more than a product; it’s an invitation to slow down, breathe deep, and rediscover the simple joys. Let its velvety texture and delicate fragrance transport you to a realm of serene luxury.”
Black Flannel: Vitale Barberis Canonico's Ultimate Sartorial Statement.
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Navy Blue VBC 120s Twill: Pure Italian Elegance Tailored for You.
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Stone Grey Twill: Vitale Barberis Canonico - A Tailor's Dream, Pure Wool Perfection.
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Vitale Barberis Canonico 120s: Dark Grey – Luxurious, Versatile, & Superior Yarn.
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Vitale Barberis Canonico – 2 Ply Mid Grey – The Ultimate Legacy Yarn.
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VBC Dark Grey Wool Linen Trousers: Effortless Sophistication for the Discerning Gentleman.
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VBC Emerald Isle: Sumptuous Dark Green Flannels Fit for a Gentleman.
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