University Blues Oxford: Timeless Stripes, Undeniably British.
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Electric Blue Satin: Dress to Impress, Mate! Classic Elegance in a Shirt.
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Tattersall Checks: Blue & Red. Classic British Charm.
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Shadowy Blues: 300/4 Stripes – A Touch of Mystery in Your Look.
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Indigo Plaid: A Proper Bloke's Shirt for a Breezy Day Out.
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Slub Oxford: Blue Perfection. Classic Comfort. Bloke's Essential.
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Pow Checks: Nautical Charm. Classic Navy, White, Green. Timeless Style!
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Classic Blue & Grey Tattersall Check – A Timeless Equestrian Charm.
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Luxire Presto Monti Blue White Houndstooth: Effortless Style, Tailored Perfection.
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Stripes of Summer: Blue and White Dress for a Coastal Escape
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Blue Houndstooth: Monti's Cool Classic. Timeless style, effortless charm. Get yours now.
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