Crisp White Shirt: Effortlessly Stylish. Your Wardrobe's Best Mate. Ready for Anything.
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Bluest of Blues Oxford: Your Everyday Smart Shirt for a Proper Bloke.
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Monti Crisp White: The Undeniable Canvas for Your Style, Pure and Simple.
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A Proper Bloke's Oxford Orange: Timeless Style, Zesty Hue.
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Navy Oxford: Timeless Stripes for the Collegiate Chap
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Blue Oxford: Simply Timeless.
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Oxford Blue Stripes on Green: A Timeless Classic for Effortless Style
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Cobalt Blue End-on-End: Timeless 50s Style, A Touch of Blighty Charm, Pure Class.
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Electric Cobalt Bengal: A Striking Statement.
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Cobalt Charm: The End-on-End Dress Shirt, A Bloke's Best Blue Bet.
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Cool Checks: Blue, Green & White – Your New Favourite Shirt.
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