Indigo Corduroy: Ten-Wale Wonder, Deep Navy Dream, Sumptuous Texture, A Timeless Classic.
Right then, fancy a bit of whimsy in your life, love? This… well, let's just say it's not your average everyday knick-knack. It’s a portal, see? A portal to a slightly wonkier, more colourful version of reality. Think tea with the Queen, but the Queen’s a particularly chatty corgi. Think Mondays that actually *sparkle*. This little treasure, whatever it may be, holds untold stories, secrets whispered on the breeze, and perhaps, just perhaps, the key to finally understanding the appeal of marmite. Don't just *buy* it, darling, *believe* it.
£5.00
£9.99
