Earl Grey Trousers: Sophisticated Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this little beauty? It's not just a thing, it's a ruddy experience! Picture this: you, right here, right now, with this… this marvel in your mitts. Feel the texture, smell the… well, imagine a smell, whatever floats your boat. This ain't some mass-produced tosh, this is the real McCoy, the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks. Get it, and become the envy of every bloke and bird on the blasted estate. Trust me, you'll be chuffed to bits! Don't be a twit, buy it!
£3.85
£7.70
