Olive Drab: The Canvas of Adventure, Ready for Action.
Right then, fancy a bit of pizzazz in your life do you? This… *thing*… well, it's not just a thing, is it? It's a bloody conversation starter, a twinkle in the eye, a 'blimey, where'd you get *that*?!' moment waiting to happen. Forget beige, darling, embrace the utterly unexpected. It's got more personality than your overly chatty Aunt Mildred and it'll last longer than your last New Year's resolution. Basically, it's pure, unadulterated, glorious… *you*, only better. Now, go on, treat yourself. You deserve it.
£3.85
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