Bluestriped Black and White, A Shirt That's Simply Delightful, For You, Darling.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a bit of this? Feast your eyes on a right proper marvel, a thing of beauty, a whatchamacallit that'll have you chuffed to bits. It's not just an item, it's a bloody experience! Imagine, you, with this in your mitts, strolling down the street, turning heads, making folks green with envy. It's got more character than a Dickens novel, more class than a royal wedding, and more… well, just more! Get it before it's gone, you won't regret it. Honestly, it's the dog's bollocks. Now, where's me wallet...
£3.85
£7.69
