Green Mauve Stripes: Oxford's Quintessential Shirt. A Dash of Colour, A Touch of Class.
Right then, listen up, you absolute legends. Feast your eyes on this… thing. I can’t quite put my finger on what it is, mind you, but that’s half the fun, isn't it? Is it a portal to another dimension? A revolutionary potato peeler disguised as avant-garde art? Or perhaps, just perhaps, the missing piece to your wonderfully chaotic life? Honestly, I haven’t a clue, but I guarantee one thing: it’ll be the most delightfully baffling thing you’ve bought all year. Go on, take a punt. What have you got to lose, eh? Your sanity? Maybe. Your boredom? Absolutely. Grab it before it vanishes into thin air, or worse, before I change my mind and keep it myself. Cheerio.
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