Crimson Madras: Bold Checks in a Rich, Vibrant Red and Black.
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Indigo Raw: The Denim Rebel.
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Luxurious Red & Black Shepherd Flannel – A Rugged, Stylish Winter Wardrobe Piece.
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Bloody Brilliant Madras Checks: Bold Black & Red for Your Wardrobe!
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Crimson & Coal Tartan: A Classic Scottish Touch
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Crimson & Onyx: Tartan's Bold Embrace! A Classic Scottish Check.
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Crimson & Black Tartan: The Worker's Classic Reimagined.
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Madras Linen: Red, Black, White – A Sartorial Statement!
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Charming Tartan Trio: Red, Blue, Grey. A Classic British Plaid, Simply Stylish.
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Crimson & Azure Twill: Classic Tartan Reimagined
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Classic Tartan Twill Shirt: Red & Blue Delight! A timeless wardrobe staple, undeniably stylish.
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Oxford Tartan: Red, White & Blue. Classic Checks, Enduring Style.
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