Crimson Candy-Striped Classic: A Proper Bloke's Shirt.
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Red Navy Check Flannel Bloke's Shirt: Classic Comfort, Effortless Style.
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Regal Red Plaid: Navy Herringbone's Finest British Weave.
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Navy Red Checkmate! Timeless British Style.
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Crimson & Navy Tattersall: The Quintessential Gentleman's Shirt.
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Mad for Mods: Red & Grey Checked Shirt - A Classic Reimagined
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White Canvas, Crimson Checks: Classic British Charm.
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Classic Tartan Flannel: Your Cosy Red & Navy Essential.
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White Oxford: A Crimson Flush of Timeless Style.
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Blue Striped Shirt: A Proper Gentleman's End on End with Red Detail.
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Tattersall Magic: Red, Pink & Navy Shadow, a Touch of British Flair
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