Blue Stripe Oxford: A Classic Reimagined. Timeless Blues, Effortless Style.
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Vintage-Inspired Pale Yellow Chambray Camp Collar Shirt – Effortless Summer Style.
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Purple Haze Summer Oxford: Classic Checks, Modern Vibes, Effortless Style for Sunny Days.
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The Coffee Shop Chinos: Your Everyday Cotton Twill Trousers for Effortless Style and Comfort.
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Oxford Madras: Regal Red and Navy. Classic Style. Undeniably British.
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Green Mauve Stripes: Oxford's Quintessential Shirt. A Dash of Colour, A Touch of Class.
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Oxford Madras: Purple Tattersall – A Touch of Regal Elegance!
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Khaki Dream: The Ultimate Soft Twill Comfort.
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Metal Grey Chinos: Effortless Style, Soft Twill Comfort. A Modern Wardrobe Essential.
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Pale Taupe Twill Chinos: Effortless Style, Unbeatable Comfort.
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Indigo Dream Chambray: A Pale Blue Fresco Textile Wonder
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Seaspray: Wanderlust’s Gentle Embrace – Travel Pants for the Discerning Explorer.
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