Navy Tropical Wool Trousers: VBC Perfection. Summer Savile Row style. Breezy, bespoke feel.
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Black Corduroy: Fifteen-Wale Wonder, a Timeless Classic with a Touch of Mystery, Pure Elegance.
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Navy Covert Trousers: Subtle Texture, Timeless Style, British Made.
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Indigo Corduroy: Ten-Wale Wonder, Deep Navy Dream, Sumptuous Texture, A Timeless Classic.
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Sondrio Black Denim: The Heavyweight Champion. Cotton Twill Excellence.
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Bottle Green Twill Trousers: Effortless Style. Timeless Shade. Simply Iconic.
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Ebon Black Canvas
Peat Green Canvas: A Touch of Irish Moss, Pure Texture, Ready to Inspire Your Art
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Charcoal Whisper Corduroy: Timeless Dark Elegance for Autumn's Embrace.
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Cobble Stone Twill Chinos: Effortless Style, Timeless Comfort.
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Ivory Twill: A Rugged Comfort underfoot – Your Perfect Cotton Companion
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