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Navy Nightfall: Purple Shadow Stripes Evening Shirt.
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Gingham Dream: Lavender & Snow Seersucker, A Touch of Summer.
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Tattersall Chic: Purple & Black Checks Shirt, Classic British Style.
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Lovely Lilac & Azure Gingham: A Pocket-Sized Pastel Dream in Seersucker.
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Gingham Dreams in Violet and Ivory: A Touch of Classic Chic
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Albini's Regal Tartan: Purple Perfection, Crafted Checks for the Discerning Gentleman
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Drape yourself in this charming Purple & Pale Blue Gingham Twill fabric.
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Blue Gingham: A Prussian Classic. Dress to Impress, Simply Chic.
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Misty Grey Woollen Overshirt: Effortless Autumn Style. Classic flannel, perfect for a stroll in the park.
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Classic Green Oxford Shirt – Effortless Style for Any Occasion.
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Crimson's Kiss: A Bloody Brilliant Red Shirt for Blokes & Birds.
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