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Madras Linen: Red, Black, White – A Sartorial Statement!
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Charming Tartan Trio: Red, Blue, Grey. A Classic British Plaid, Simply Stylish.
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Crimson & Azure Twill: Classic Tartan Reimagined
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Classic Tartan Twill Shirt: Red & Blue Delight! A timeless wardrobe staple, undeniably stylish.
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Oxford Tartan: Red, White & Blue. Classic Checks, Enduring Style.
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Crimson Navy Tattersall Flannel: Rugged Heritage & Coastal Charm.
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Crimson Chambray – Effortless Style, Enduring Comfort for the Modern Gentleman.
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