Luxire Gold: Blue Stripe Perfection. A White Shirt Reimagined.
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Privilege Collection: Blue Stripes, Crisp White. Simply Elegant.
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Blue Stripe Serenity from Luxire: Privilege Collection's Subtle Charm.
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Luxire Tuxedo Shirt: Impeccably Tailored for a Dashing Gentleman's Style.
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Monti Diagonal White Twill Shirt: Effortless Style, Classic White for Modern Men.
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Magenta Seersucker Stripes: A Summer Breeze in Fabric
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Crimson Breeze: The Coolest Linen Cotton Shirt You'll Own
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University Maroon Stripes Oxford Shirt: A Touch of Crimson Elegance, Blighty Style
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Crimson Cotton Twill: A Rich Hue for Timeless Style.
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Oxford Blue & Maroon: A Timeless White Shirt. Classically British.
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Crimson & Navy Tartan Flannel - A Highland Touch of Colour & Comfort.
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Maroon Striped Seersucker Dress: Summer Breeze in a Bottle, Simply Chic.
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