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Crimson Cordial: Your Flannel Work Shirt, a Proper Winter Warmer.
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Maroon Flannel Shirt
Maroon & Teal Tattersall: A Classic Check Reimagined, Brilliantly British.
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Crimson Oxford: Effortless Style. University Stripes. Uncrushable. Ready for Anything.
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Crisp White Zambiati Twill Shirt: 140/2 Perfection.
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Marsala Velvet Polo Tee – Effortless Style, Luxurious Comfort.
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Mauve Pencil Stripe Shirt: Effortlessly Chic & Breezy – A Weekend Essential.
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That Mauve Shirt: Effortlessly Chic, Undeniably You, Ready for Anything.
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